Arse-ferret 

A person who likes to rummage around in other people's arses, looking for treats.

Matthew: let me have a gander is your back passage.
Simon: Fuck off you arse-ferret.

Arse-ferret by Backside bandit November 23, 2018

Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )

* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"

Arse Ferret by Kirpy_mitzie April 21, 2008

arseferret 

1. A small furry animal that enjoys arses.
2. A reasonably mild cuss involving an animal.

"Gah, arseferret. I dropped the cheese."

arseferret by Marion H. September 17, 2005