arseferret 

1. A small furry animal that enjoys arses.
2. A reasonably mild cuss involving an animal.

"Gah, arseferret. I dropped the cheese."

arseferret by Marion H. September 17, 2005

Assferret 

A ferret that crawls into your anus, making a home for itself amongst your shit.

Person1: Dude, did you see that assferret go up Tim's rectum?
Person 2: Yea man, I had nightmares for a week!
Person 3: Idk, kinda turned me on.

Assferret by MattDamon66 April 29, 2011

Assferret 

1. An autocorrect fail word.
2. A donkey-ferret hybrid
3. An annoying and stupid person

Scenario 1- texting on iPhones
Mom - Can't wait to see you tomorrow! Don't forget the assferret candies for the goodybags!
Girl-Assferret? I know we talked about ASSORTED candies. Call me if the goodybags have changed. LOL

Scenario 2-
Dude 1 - Hey, did you see that weird looking assferret?
Dude 2 - Yeah! It's so big!

Scenario 3-
Dude 1 - Dale is such an assferret. I hope he dies
Dude 2 - I know! I've wanted to stab his ass so many times

Assferret by I be trollin' today June 8, 2011

Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )

* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"

Arse Ferret by Kirpy_mitzie April 21, 2008

Arse-ferret 

A person who likes to rummage around in other people's arses, looking for treats.

Matthew: let me have a gander is your back passage.
Simon: Fuck off you arse-ferret.

Arse-ferret by Backside bandit November 23, 2018