Arse wank 

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.

Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank

Arse wank by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015

Arse Wank 

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.

Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!

Arse Wank by Poosymonster March 7, 2024

arse-wank 

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

arse-wank by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank 

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.

bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank by FreakyBunny69XXX. December 31, 2011

Chinese Arse Wank

Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.

First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC

The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.

"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"

Chinese Arse Wank by Nine Milz March 31, 2018

Wank Arse 

Dannii

My girlfriend dannii is a wank arse

Wank Arse by Ozzy Forever October 20, 2008

arse-wanker 

1. An exceptionally rude or inconsiderate person.

2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.

1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!

2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!

arse-wanker by Pat Coonigans November 1, 2010