The only true way to be remembered in history (good or bad), is to have this as a last name
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Armstrong is a surname of Scottish borders origin. It derives from a Middle English nickname which meant someone with strong arms. In Ireland the name was adopted as an Anglicization of two Gaelic names from Ulster: Mac Thréinfhir (meaning "son of the strong man") and Ó Labhraidh Tréan (meaning "strong O'Lavery").
Armstrong is a handsome man
by Morny AK August 15, 2018
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(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.
"Dude, that chick's pussy is so loose, I practically armstronged her without using my hands."
by Bobby Ward August 15, 2006
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The weed and cheese capital of British Columbia, Canada.
Yo dude, I'm going to Armstrong for some weed and cheese.
by chelseabeckerrrr February 27, 2009
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A test of masturbatory endurance where the number of consecutive orgasms achieved in a single day (24 hours) corresponds to the number of times Lance Armstrong has won the Tour-de-France. Undoubtedly, the participant's arm(s) would become stronger through participation. Also known as 'The Armstrong'
"Is Adam coming out to the bar tonight?"
"Nah, he's dedicated tonight to Armstronging"
by Gadams February 19, 2009
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1.)The act of ridiculing somebody, or otherwise attacking their character all the while knowing that they are actually right and telling the truth, and you yourself are the liar and the cheat. ie. Publicly admonishing, engaging in the defamation of their character, slandering, or libel. May go so far as to bring forth legal action upon someone for actually having told the truth about you, and thus exposing you.
Yo, even though that bitch really was cheating on Joe, she went around "Armstronging" him by saying that he not only cheated on her, but beat her as well!
by Slojay January 19, 2013
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To flip a girl over and have sex with her. This is done when the female in question has an attractive body, but a fugly face.
Man, that booty's kickin, but she's got such a bad grill I think I'd have to Armstrong her!
by David E January 26, 2006
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