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Armour
A name - Armour is an aspiring up and coming sex icon. Armour is beloved by all and is associated with Johnny Sins by his peers due to being so well endowed. All the girls flock to him when he walks within a 10 mile radius of them. Watch out when this sexy beast is around, he might just steal your girl. Armour is also known to be funny enough to out-joke Dave Chapelle. He does all this while also being known for treating all with respect and kindness.
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Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell
a Armour-Pentration High Explosive Shell (APHE for short) Is a Tank shell when the shell penetrates it explodes and sends shrapnel and explosion into the crew this is also called emotional event for the crew
Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell by Kaorl20 June 2, 2024
Russian Reactive Armour
It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.
The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.
Russian Reactive Armour by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023
Social Under Armour
Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.
Social Under Armour by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008
Beer Armour
Beer Armour by DeDLoK March 7, 2005
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