Armoured
Armoured by SullyPlays June 18, 2016
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Armoured Wank Ball
Limey for American Football.
Super Bowl? Does that have something to do with the Yanks and their game of Armoured Wank Ball? - Ulkesh, fark.com
Armoured Wank Ball by Kamakazibuttsecks February 2, 2006
armoured wankball
A far more sensible name for "American Football", a game that rarely involves feet and certainly nothing ball-shaped.
armoured wankball by Satan J. Dogbeast May 27, 2009
Armoured Farmer
Armoured Farmer, in reference to both the stereotype that all Cornish born men are all farmers at heart, and the Royal Armoured Corps (RAC) of the British Army. Any Cornishman that joins 2nd Royal Tank Regiment (2RTR) will be known as an 'Armoured Farmer'. This is due to the tank being a substitute for his tractor. The term is only really used in reference to any ex-3RTR and currently serving 2RTR soldiers. Officers are seen as far to educated to be considered farmers.
Para: Oi Tankie! where u from?
Tankie: Cornwall mate... why?
Para: *in best westcountry accent* 'Cos you be an Armoured Farmer OOH ARGH!
Tankie: Cornwall mate... why?
Para: *in best westcountry accent* 'Cos you be an Armoured Farmer OOH ARGH!
Armoured Farmer by Cornish April 20, 2007
Armoured bear
Describing either a bear from the movie The Golden Compass.. or a photograph taken with ones eyes pained to look like Alice Cooper.
Can also be used to sign anonymous documents/saying/comments.
Can also be used to sign anonymous documents/saying/comments.
Armoured bear by Armoured Bear February 26, 2008
Armoured skeptic
Armoured skeprick (or should I say, armoured skeptic) is actually a secret tranny planted by the nwo. And he tries to hide it like the simp ass pussy begger funny guy funny that he is.
Armoured skeptic by The pelican walsh August 14, 2018
armoured rugby
Whatever those kids across the ocean(america) are playing. Another term used to describe the so called "american football" which any sensible person would agree that name is shit. Kind of like rugby but players have to wear padding and armour and look like they're fighting a war on the pitch hence the name armoured rugby.
American 1: did you catch the game of football yesterday?
Brit 1: football? Which league?
American 1: the super bowl?
Brit 1: ohh you mean the armoured rugby game
Brit 1: football? Which league?
American 1: the super bowl?
Brit 1: ohh you mean the armoured rugby game
armoured rugby by Clone February 11, 2024
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