Definitions by DeDLoK

Quantum Jelly 

Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcome.

Dang, I hate Quantum Jelly!

Quantum Jelly by DeDLoK March 8, 2005

Ringpieced 

To be utterly shitfaced

20 bottles of Diamond White? You must have been ringpieced!

Ringpieced by DeDLoK March 7, 2005

jellyfish 

The result of masturbation (male) in the bath.

I had to take a shower after the bath 'cos I got jellyfish in my hair.

jellyfish by DeDLoK March 7, 2005

Beer Armour 

An invisible protective aura that prevents one from feeling any pain whilst shitfaced.

Drink a case then walk into a lamppost to find out for yourself.

Beer Armour by DeDLoK March 7, 2005