Armanen

Often mistaken for wearers of Armani, these were a mysterious sect of pagan priests that supposedly ran everything in the "barbarian" warrior tribes of ancient pre-Roman Germany. They also were the greatest rune-masters of all time. Unlike Armani, they were so manly they used bear grease as perfume.

Also refers to anyone acting elite and tough, using big fancy German words like he's in a secret society.

I see you follow the way of the Armanen... so recite the havamal to me.

Ok enough with your Armanen act, we all know you're just counting to 100 in German. We're not fooled.

by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015

Armanen Futharkh

A totally BADASS set of Germanic runes, 18 in total, which are supposedly the original runes discovered/invented thousands of years ago by Odin himself! They were rediscovered by Austrian mystic and literary man Guido von List in the early 1900s. The Armanen Futharkh Has several layers of secret meanings, only used by HARDCORE Asatru, heathens, and occult magicians. Often wrongly confused for Heinrich Himmler's "Nazi runes" although they were published before Hitler and Himmler were old enough to buy a beer. They are NOT the same runes used by the dwarves in Tolkien books (those are based on the 33 Anglo-Saxon runes) although this is a common rumor.

"I just got a set of these Armanen Futharkh rune stones online, I OWNZ all you hippie new-agers."

"I'm not a racist, fuck you, these are Armanen Futharkh! Know what that means? Yeah, that's what I thought."

"wait you thought I was just a crazy LOTR nerd? Buddy, you need to get out more. I'm a practitioner of Armanen Futharkh, these runes are the real deal!"

by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015

armanni

Armanni is a real ass nigga who gets bitches 24/7 . He deserves his respect in these streets . He is a strong man and will fuck your bitch .

Armanni fucked my girl !!!

by That one meme February 10, 2018

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

by The true July 11, 2021

Armaninati

Armaninati is a lowkey female rapper who has created a dance and is slowly on the rise... Pretty famous in Dallas

Person 1: "Bro can you hit the armaninati ?!"

Person 2: *starts doing the armaninati* "yuh bro get on my level"

by Armanaaaay_ January 2, 2014

armanee

Her pussy good all the niggas want her ass fatter than a mutherfucka she just the shit

Daaaamn... U see armanee her shit looking fat in those tights

by Shamecka June 18, 2018

Armann

The pinnacle of human existence. Perfection placed in one man. Manliness to the quadrillionth power.

that guy is so amazing, he's Armann

by Perzin April 24, 2018