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arkansauce 

the type of sauce that does it real nass when teh no bodies be lookin. sometimes the sauce can be found under the bed. but its usualy sneaky. it waits till the middle of the night to sauce it real nass lak eet laks it.
i caught the arkansauce saucin eet ree-nass!
arkansauce by yeson May 19, 2007

Arkansarse 

A merging of the words 'Arkansas' and 'arse'. Used in the following circumstances:

1) To describe a person who typically and very frequently could be described to be all of the following: morbidly obese, ugly to the point of disfigurement, pathologically deficient, mentally retarded, a complete douchebag who is worth forgetting and one often found in the American state of Arkansas. Forget all the those you have met who could pejoratively be called an 'arse', this is an 'arse' of a particularly wretched and foul Arkansas variety.

2) A ridiculously-sized pair of buttocks. Often found on the back of very obese men and women. From Arkansas.
1) 'Look at that man over there. He just simultaneously walked into a tree whilst eating a family size portion of KFC and trying to string a sentence together about how awesome he is whilst talking on the banana he is convinced is his mobile. And I think he is from Arkansas as well. Heh, what an Arkansarse.'

2) 'Is that woman wearing a thong? It's hard to tell, what with her Arkansarse and all. God I hate this state...'
Arkansarse by RoryOD March 11, 2010

Arkansawyer 

A person born and raised in the state of Arkansas. The term is not as widely known as "Arkansan" but is associated more with the rural areas and is considered the "correct" term for an Arkansas native. Most people who claim the title of Arkansawyer are very proud of their state heritage and find the term Arkansan incorrect due to the fact that they were born in Arkansas and not Kansas.
a person born in arkansas: "I am an Arkansawyer"
Arkansawyer by Big Red0636 June 21, 2010

Arkansased 

1. Shooting a duck while it's sitting on the water or a pheasant while it's on the ground.

2. Getting hit really hard.
1. Zeke Arkansased the mallard after it landed on the lake.
2. Beth was almost Arkansased by a car while crossing the street.
Arkansased by Westside T October 30, 2015

Arkansased 

Pronounced Ar-kan-sawed

To be obviously murdered but officials and the news report the case as a suicide. Often these strange occurances are linked to powerful politicians.
"I heard a member of their cabinet committed suicide?"

"Yeah, he shot himself in the back with a shotgun then hanged himself from a tree with his arms tied behind his back."
"Oh, they Arkansased him?"

Arkansawyer 

A bastardization of "Arkansan," used to describe people from Arkansas. Often found in speech riddled with words like "ain't" and "gitonouttahya."
Teacher said I s'posed ta say "Arkansan," but I ain't gonna stop sayin' "Arkansawyer."
Arkansawyer by Hoggodore March 30, 2011