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Awkasaurus 

1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.

2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"
1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."

Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"

Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."

Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.

2. *watching a movie with a friend*

*parents walk in on the one sex scene*

Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"
Awkasaurus by nightfog23 August 12, 2011

awkasaurus rex

General manly behaviour that is so awkward even dinosaurs would sideways cat you for behaving this way.

In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.
Guy: Check out his dance moves, so awks
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that
awkasaurus rex by chaboisamye November 30, 2015

Arkansarse 

A merging of the words 'Arkansas' and 'arse'. Used in the following circumstances:

1) To describe a person who typically and very frequently could be described to be all of the following: morbidly obese, ugly to the point of disfigurement, pathologically deficient, mentally retarded, a complete douchebag who is worth forgetting and one often found in the American state of Arkansas. Forget all the those you have met who could pejoratively be called an 'arse', this is an 'arse' of a particularly wretched and foul Arkansas variety.

2) A ridiculously-sized pair of buttocks. Often found on the back of very obese men and women. From Arkansas.
1) 'Look at that man over there. He just simultaneously walked into a tree whilst eating a family size portion of KFC and trying to string a sentence together about how awesome he is whilst talking on the banana he is convinced is his mobile. And I think he is from Arkansas as well. Heh, what an Arkansarse.'

2) 'Is that woman wearing a thong? It's hard to tell, what with her Arkansarse and all. God I hate this state...'
Arkansarse by RoryOD March 11, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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