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aristides 

a laid back beach-bum type who likes pizza and skateboards. It will probably steal your chillskin if you leave it laying around.
Person#1: "someone stole my chillskin!"
Person#2: "That is such an aristides thing to do"
aristides by nottoosure February 4, 2010
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Aristides 

A guy who is very overdramatic,he results on past relationships for comfort and has to apologize a lot.He doesn’t like losing friendships and often loses them.He cares about the people he has been vulnerable to and he doesn’t like to lose them.He is a good guy to be around
Person:hey Aristides do u wanna go out?
Aristides by crying baby 18 November 21, 2021

Aristides Skordas

He is a Greek man who lives in sandwich projects. He has butterfingers because he always fumbles. His accomplice is Owen enshrine. His first words were "Giannis Antekoumpo"
Aristides Skordas is a fumble God. He doesn't get with any hoes

Mr Aristides

A shit pe teacher who decided to come to school in a suit, unbutton it in front of yr 7s and he is gay. Kill yourself simps
Mr Aristides by your mothers nyash November 20, 2022

Aristide 

Normally a name given to a Greek guy with dark hair and dark eyes.

"Aristide" guys are rare, but this is for a good thing because they are amazingly hot, nice and lovable!
girl 1: OMG that guy is amazing I'de love to ...
Jess: ... Aristide's MY boyfriend...

girl 1: Ah.
Aristide by mareilsurmauldre January 15, 2011
A generally Greek person who is the best person you can meet and have as a friend. They can be identified by their dark hair and dark eyes. If you ever meet an Aristidis you should keep them close and be friends with them. They will never look down on you or abandon you and be your best friend ever.
Guy 1: Is your name Aristidis?

Aristidis: yes

Guy 1: Be my friend
aristidis by HEHEHEla February 15, 2021

Aristide 

Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)
I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide
Aristide by Lou Stenspayce April 1, 2004
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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