Argjew

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To argue an insignificant point excessively, intensely, and unnecessarily formally as if the fate of the world depended on it.

Arguing in an especially Jewish way

You bought me a red shirt when I asked you to get me a blue shirt. Here are four witnesses who will testify that I asked you for a blue shirt, and two more who will testify that upon this request, you agreed to purchase me a blue shirt. I have also provided video footage of you purchasing me a red shirt where your shopping list specifically lists a blue shirt.

Dude stop argjewing

Argjew by LWebs January 9, 2025

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Argjend

Argjend is a name, only given to people that have a huge cock. Their dong is like 60 Feet long. Big penis, big personality and a big heart.

Some random Dude: Hey Argjend you are really living up to your name. Your dick is Gigantic!

Argjend by JonasBrothersFan999 March 22, 2020

Related Words

Argjew • argjewment • argjenta • Argjend • argjenda • argjent • ardjewous • argjentin • argjentina • Argue With Your Mama

Argjend

Argjend is the biggest HS in the world. He is gonna be for ever single cuz a girl M******a Brokes his heart. His nose is bigger than Mount Everest. And I forgot to say he is a HS

Argjend

Argjend by Justin. November 22, 2021

argjenda

Argjenda is an Alfa that if u have her in ur life u’ll see what u’ve missed before u met her .
Joyful , full positivity , lovin and a fucking bad ass that loves revenge , be careful what u wish for when u meet her cause u can get lost

Argjenda congrats cause u fineeee

argjenda by Takeutome November 22, 2021

argjewment

Two jews having an argument, probably referring to one jew being a cheap skate.

Jew 1 - "Come on you said you'd buy me Mcdonalds if I drove"
Jew 2 - "No I am saving all this money for retirement."
Dude - "Look at these 2 jews having an Argjewment"

argjewment by Chucky Finster June 30, 2018

argjentin

We are very few but we are linked, Argjentin is a name that is never forgotten. We are relatively mean but unfortunately we are sad. We are beautiful but we like risks.

Peace on our families and infinite woe on our enemies.

We didn't think Argjentin would be like this

argjentin by MVoidArg November 21, 2021

argjenta

Argjenta is the most prettiest and smartest woman alive.

Argjenta is a goddess.

argjenta by _qirkepwpfor November 21, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026