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To argue an insignificant point excessively, intensely, and unnecessarily formally as if the fate of the world depended on it.

Arguing in an especially Jewish way
You bought me a red shirt when I asked you to get me a blue shirt. Here are four witnesses who will testify that I asked you for a blue shirt, and two more who will testify that upon this request, you agreed to purchase me a blue shirt. I have also provided video footage of you purchasing me a red shirt where your shopping list specifically lists a blue shirt.

Dude stop argjewing
Argjew by LWebs January 9, 2025
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Argjend is a name, only given to people that have a huge cock. Their dong is like 60 Feet long. Big penis, big personality and a big heart.
Some random Dude: Hey Argjend you are really living up to your name. Your dick is Gigantic!
Argjend by JonasBrothersFan999 March 22, 2020
Argjend is the biggest HS in the world. He is gonna be for ever single cuz a girl M******a Brokes his heart. His nose is bigger than Mount Everest. And I forgot to say he is a HS
Argjend
Argjend by Justin. November 22, 2021

argjenda 

Argjenda is an Alfa that if u have her in ur life u’ll see what u’ve missed before u met her .
Joyful , full positivity , lovin and a fucking bad ass that loves revenge , be careful what u wish for when u meet her cause u can get lost
Argjenda congrats cause u fineeee
argjenda by Takeutome November 22, 2021

argjewment 

Two jews having an argument, probably referring to one jew being a cheap skate.
Jew 1 - "Come on you said you'd buy me Mcdonalds if I drove"
Jew 2 - "No I am saving all this money for retirement."
Dude - "Look at these 2 jews having an Argjewment"
argjewment by Chucky Finster June 30, 2018

argjentin 

We are very few but we are linked, Argjentin is a name that is never forgotten. We are relatively mean but unfortunately we are sad. We are beautiful but we like risks.

Peace on our families and infinite woe on our enemies.
We didn't think Argjentin would be like this
argjentin by MVoidArg November 21, 2021

argjenta 

Argjenta is the most prettiest and smartest woman alive.
Argjenta is a goddess.
argjenta by _qirkepwpfor November 21, 2021