argjewment

Two jews having an argument, probably referring to one jew being a cheap skate.

Jew 1 - "Come on you said you'd buy me Mcdonalds if I drove"
Jew 2 - "No I am saving all this money for retirement."
Dude - "Look at these 2 jews having an Argjewment"

by Chucky Finster June 30, 2018

Argjew

To argue an insignificant point excessively, intensely, and unnecessarily formally as if the fate of the world depended on it.

Arguing in an especially Jewish way

You bought me a red shirt when I asked you to get me a blue shirt. Here are four witnesses who will testify that I asked you for a blue shirt, and two more who will testify that upon this request, you agreed to purchase me a blue shirt. I have also provided video footage of you purchasing me a red shirt where your shopping list specifically lists a blue shirt.

Dude stop argjewing

by LWebs January 09, 2025