Arbitrize 

To arbitrarily adjust an objective measure thus creating a purely subjective measure.

Mr Barnyard arbitrized our exam results such that his favourite students all scored an A.

Arbitrize by Plea June 9, 2011

arbitrage 

A Winnipeg DJ known equally for his stellar mash-ups and penchant for knitting tea cosies.

"Did you hear DJ Arbitrage at Mardi Gras last week?"

"Ya! His set was awesome! But what was with all the tea cosies?"

arbitrage by winnipegluvah February 12, 2009

social arbitrage

Social Arbitrage v. (def.)
A collective of individuals usually on social media who come together in a think tank to make educated moves to make small and large profits from stocks, trading, cryptocurrency, etc. for the greater good of all who choose to participate.

Hey man #WallStreetBets just gave us a signal to buy and hold #TRX Tron to boost its value!

Since Robinhood blocked our buying option for GameStop stock we are gonna boost all the decentralized markets with social arbitrage henceforth!

social arbitrage by Damecash January 29, 2021

arbitrage 

The purchase and immediate resale in another market of an item in order to profit from a price discrepancy.

Hey, Rob, I just made two points on the 03 paper arbitrage!

arbitrage by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Arbitrage of deplorables 

The natural phenomenon of horrible people migrating to services that don't want them until they're evenly spread, thereby removing the competitive edge of being able to claim that you don't serve horrible people.

Bob: I prefer to use X instead of Y, because they have fewer Nazis on the platform.
Jo: They used to, but there was an arbitrage of deplorables, and now they've got the local white nationalist cult using them.

Arbitrage of deplorables by Werdenschmidt January 9, 2021

Craigslist arbitrage 

To buy things on Craigslist, then resell them for a profit.

The purchase of items in one market for immediate resale on another market in order to profit from a price discrepancy.

I wasted much of my time playing World of Warcraft, I liked to slay dragons and fight zombies as much as the next guy. But what I really enjoyed was shopping at the in-game auction house. When you had stuff you didn't want, you could sell it to other players through auctions. I was practicing Craigslist arbitrage. And soon my lowly little wizard had a fortune of hundreds of gold pieces.

Craigslist arbitrage by Jadesqr August 25, 2011

Arbitrate 

To make an authoritative judgement on something.

Hym "Jesus Christ, 😩 well, if writing and moralizing isn't work, then you aren't doing it either. Who the fuck IS this guy? He's trying to arbitrate what constitutes a 'Good person.' Who should be famous. Colluding with media and government officials who are lauding you as a prophet for pedaling a bastardization of the religious canon to people who he proclaims cannot think!? Not to mention the ME references (from the Andy Ngo video onward)enough of which could fill an hour long compilation video that constitutes a externally imposed faux schizophrenia. While he wages a war against a noisy minority whose existence seemingly only benefits people on his team."

Iam "He's like a Palpatine!"

Hym "He's like a Palpatine. I mean, he seems to at least be Palpatine-adjacent. And he's trying to wield his non-elected ethic that literally boils down to: 'It's not arbitrary. I deserve this.' against a green haired boogie man whose entire ethical system is derived from Hollywood and institutions that have been co-opted by communists!"

Iam "I mean, that would be how you take over the world though...."🤔

Hym "How do you mean?"

Iam "Create a problem for which you are the one true prophet and solution and then collude with the media and the government of multiple countries for the sake of your own aggrandizement."

Hym "OHO! That's deliciously evil! He's a Sheev Palpatine!"

Iam "We're in the middle of an Ethos vs Pathos war! He's the Palpatine!"

Hym "Hohohoho that is hilarious!"

Arbitrate by Hym Iam July 27, 2022