Arabian Eye Patch

A variation of the Arabian Gogles, done by one who is in posession of a sole testicle. The one testicle is placed over the eye of the unsuspecting victim while the other eye is left sans ball.

I applied the Arabian Eye Patch like a pirate of the Dune Sea.

Arabian Eye Patch by Rollie Fingers September 26, 2004

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Arabian Eyepatch

a. the act of resting one testicle on a girls eye socket while she gives you a blowjob and exclaiming a loud pirate, "Yaaarrrgh!"

b. similar to Arabian Goggles

Bob: How was your date last night?
Eric: I gave that Dirty Pirate Hooker an Arabian Eyepatch
Bob & Eric: Yaaarrrgh!

Arabian Eyepatch by Uniball June 28, 2012

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arabian eyepatch

A maneuver almost exactly like the arabian goggles, except done by a very unfortunate man who possesses only one testicle.

Kris: You bastard - you gave her the goggles didn't you!?
Joe: Na man I had to make it the arabian eyepatch, considering I only have one nut!

arabian eyepatch by DonJuan12 September 22, 2008

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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