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An Aquino is a strong minded person, Brave when others are not. atleast thats what my mother told me. They don't cry easily and will stop at nothing to get what they want.
Person 1 : Hey, Have you heard of the new student? I heard theyre an Aquino!

Person 2 : Really? Thats so cool! I bet theyre really strong.

Person 1 : I think so too!
Aquino by Angelic_ May 23, 2021
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A family of Politicians in the Philippines who run the Liberal Party (Leftist).
For those who do not study and analze history they are Heroes.
But for those who do they are considered to be the most treacherous people in the Nation.

Some of their great accomplishments:
EDSA Power Revolution
The 1987 Constitution (not a fair constitution honestly)
They also have numerous infrastructure projects but most were either incomplete, cancelled or built under the Duterte Administration

Their Greatest Mistakes/Acts of Terrorism:
Creation of the CPP-NPA (Communist Party of the Philippines)
Plaza Miranda bombings
Ninoy Aquino assassination

Mendiola Massacre
Hacienda Luisita Massacre
Luneta Hostage Crisis
SAF 44
Siege of Zamboanga
Yolanda Funds gone missing
Selling the Spratly Islands in 2012 to the CCP

These are only some of the Crimes they had done. Sadly, the Media refuses to show this atrocities to the Public.
(Rappler would most likely report this one even though all I had written here are public information)
The Aquinos are the best thing that had ever happened to the Philippines!!

Corazon "Cory" Aquino 

First woman president of the Philippines and the first woman president in Asia.

Mother of Philippine Democracy. Led the bloodless revolution in 1986 that overturned a dictator and the martial law.

One of the most awesome Filipinos to have ever walked on earth.
May you rest in peace, Madam Corazon "Cory" Aquino. Thank you for everything you've done for the Filipino People.

Ninoy Aquino 

The one who started the liberation of the Phillipines from the Corrupt, Facist, and a complete motherfucking asshole Ferdinand Marcos and his PURE SHIT of a family.
Idiot: i hate Ninoy Aquino he ruined the Phillipines

True Filipino: oh you mean the liberator of the Phillipines?
Ninoy Aquino by DeHavilland September 9, 2020

John Aquino 

Massive cock and pussy destroyer. Straightest coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Gets more pussy than a animal shelter. His intelligence exceeds that of Einstien.
Oh my god! Beckky. John Aquino has the biggest dick ever! Let’s have a threesome.
John Aquino by 2nibbaskissin November 19, 2019

stephanie aquino 

stephanie aquino is the definition of the baddest snitch period, like no cap!

Cortazon Aquino 

Da less-than-celibate late-20th-century leader of da Philippines.
Not only did Cortazon Aquino create or exacerbate more problems than she solved or improved during her term as Filipino president, but she wasn't exactly da greatest role model when it came to marital fidelity or sexual propriety in general!
Cortazon Aquino by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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