Aqua Job

When a man recieves a hand job while swimming in a body of water.

A: yo, is cory getting an aqua job, he's been floating next to anna for a long time.
B: hard to tell, looks like it... that lucky motherfucker.

Aqua Job by larry the snail July 10, 2009

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Aqua Job

Receiving oral pleasure while under a body of water. (Lakes, oceans, showers bathtubs, etc.)

Man 1 "Dude just got a dank aqua job at hungry Mother yesterday"

Man 2 "in the lake?"

Man1" Hell yea"

Man 2 "Niiiiice"

Aqua Job by Calexi July 11, 2009

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Aqua Foot Job

To play with a guys ball sack with your foot while in water

"Last night I gave my boyfriend an Aqua Foot Job in the hot tub"

Aqua Foot Job by Rebecca June 29, 2004

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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