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Aptà is a feeling, a philosophy, a way of living day by day with a smile on your face and an Aptà in your heart.

Term was coined at UCI by a group of italians, french, spanish, and a lone wolf American who learned to party, live, and love everything they did together. A true bond that discriminates no sex, race, or creed. To life, friends, and freedom forever!
We live with Aptà in our hearts.
Aptà by The Daft For Life October 17, 2012
Words you can keep
apta is a big fat daddy, have juicy thicc ass. he knew how to treat a man properly. sometime he play with women heart for fun.

Richard said he's a good kisser
'ur so big, u look like apta'
Apta by aloskhdfalkshd November 22, 2021
Related Words

Aptakisic Jr. High School 

Aptakisic Jr. High School, also known as Stabtakisic, is a school full of toxic people, with a mix of crackheads. The truth is, a girl got stabbed with a pencil there. It first only contained 7th and 8th grade, but then the school board decided to add 6th graders. What were they thinking? Now they got a bunch of midgets running around, doing fortnite emotes. The lunch is pretty dope, and the teachers are pretty chill. It's all just a popularity contest of who can date the most in a short period of time, so beware.
Carl: Yo I got stabbed last year with a pencil.

Alan: wait did you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?

Carl: yeah

Alan: oh no wonder you got stabbed

Aptakisic Jr. High School 

Aptakisic Jr. High School, is a school full of fake annoying ass people. Famously infamous for having literally the ugliest guys ever in terms of how they actually look, and how they act. It was supposed to be just 7th and 8th graders, but they had the best idea ever, to shove in 6th graders, and now it feels like there are infants running around screaming ur mom jokes. The lunch used to be really cool, but then COVID happened, and the teachers range from bearable, to complete ass. It’s still to this day basically just a popularity contest, waiting to see which popular white kid says a racial slur first. It’s a school that exists, and I hate it most of the time.
Jessica: hey, you know the school that almost had a stabbing

Jake: you mean Aptakisic Jr. High School?

Jessica: yeah that one!

Jake: yeah, my friend went there. He barely made it out.
Amin is being such an aptal!
Cmon, stop acting like an aptal
aptal by UpbeatDragoon10 March 21, 2020

aptainpuff 

you're doing that one trend where you get rid of the first letter and the last but with captain puffy aren't you? well. you must be a captainpuffy fan? or maybe a mcyt fan perhaps? this page has been empty for quite a while and I wanted to add it for captainpuffy cause I'm a captainpuffy stan. have a lovely day :)
(c)aptainpuff(y)
aptainpuff by uwu._ August 26, 2021
To be elite within an online context.
Man that guy sure aptar'd it up on that message board.
aptar by aptar June 29, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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