Apptard

A person who has almost no apps on their iPhone or iPad, and knows next to nothing about the latest and coolest apps.

Brian: Don't you have that app?

Rose: Are you kidding? I'm such an apptard - I've never even heard of that one!

by Cheese Flower April 28, 2010

Apptard

People who blindly follow and believe Apple products are far superior to other manufacturers.

Sarah: I waited in line for 8 hours for my new iPhone. It’s so kewl.

Billie: 8 hours? You’re such an apptard

by #richlivesmatter July 21, 2019