app-tard

Someone (more than likely an Apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the Apple App Store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.

Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.

Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again

Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.

by Kezzzing December 8, 2009

App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.

Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.

by clappr February 25, 2015

Apptard

A person who has almost no apps on their iPhone or iPad, and knows next to nothing about the latest and coolest apps.

Brian: Don't you have that app?

Rose: Are you kidding? I'm such an apptard - I've never even heard of that one!

by Cheese Flower April 28, 2010

Apptard

People who blindly follow and believe Apple products are far superior to other manufacturers.

Sarah: I waited in line for 8 hours for my new iPhone. It’s so kewl.

Billie: 8 hours? You’re such an apptard

by #richlivesmatter July 21, 2019