Approximeter

Calipers (not a precise measuring device)

the eyecrometer won't do, get the approximeter.

Approximeter by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

approximeet

A meeting arranged at a vague location where the two or more participants then find each other through the use of their mobile phones

I'll approximeet you at the town square at 4 mate

approximeet by JasonC October 12, 2005

approximately 

A term guilty people use when they are guilty as hell.

Investigator: "What did you have for breakfast?"

Suspect: "Well basically, I barely got to my home at approximately 2am."

approximately by RPD00001 April 5, 2017

approximates

To come close to; be nearly the same as: This meat substitute approximates the real thing.
To bring near.
To bring together, as cut edges of tissue.

The approximate time of the show is.

approximates by Javana Joseph October 26, 2003

approximately 27 sobbing horses 

a phrase used describing a very very sad group of people with horse masks on. or they are very very sad furries.

person 1 :"they look like approximately 27 sobbing horses"
person 2 :"yeah it's probably because the horse-masks are not popular anymore"

approximately 27 sobbing horses by dead horse named Steve May 4, 2020

approximate 

noun. A feeling that you and your partner will mate. A moment of this kind. An air of “tacit agreement”.

They stood there, tacitly. An air of approximate can be smelled.

approximate by 喜之正品淘汰狼 May 30, 2016

Andree Approximately 

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A guy who does anime paint videos on YouTube and owns the steinsdust reference server

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Ex:

Andree Approximately (*insert unfuni these penut joke*)

Andree Approximately by 米饭人 February 7, 2022