Applicunt

An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.

At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.

Applicunt by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Applicunt

Someone who applies for community funding under the the guise of a charity or other not for profit for the sole purpose of creating paid employment for themselves.

This may occur across multiple projects resulting in the generation of lucrative income for individuals who may present with ongoing altruistic symptoms.

Sally's a real applicunt, her 'projects' contribute nothing to the greater good

Applicunt by YeahNahBro February 26, 2019

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology 

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.

Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017

P-Dub (application)

P-Dub is a term, utilized by "urban health" social workers in British Columbia, Canada. P-Dub eloquently and succinctly refers to Persons with Disabilities (PWD) applications, which are submitted to the BC Ministry of Social Development & Poverty Reduction. Utilizing the term "P-Dub" makes the process of completing these lengthy applications less mind-numbing, thereby improving morale, enthusiasm, and staff retention in the long run.

Please say "P-Dub" the next time you are working on a PWD application, in order to feel united with your fellow social worker colleagues. Blessings!

"Oh damn, I forgot to work on that P-Dub (application) again"

P-Dub (application) by Little Mermaid's SW June 8, 2023

college application 

the most hated part of all highschoolers, takes up tons of time and is basically just a bitch.

Jason, "brooo, wanna chill tonight?"
Thomas, "nah man, gotta finish this college application."
Jason, "oh yeah that, a total bitch"

college application by ts@Ng096 October 23, 2013

applecult

A group of twitter fangirl friends bound together by their common love of sex and fruit. They tend to be intimidating but mean no harm. The lives of many members have been ruined by various tv shows including Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, and Supernatural. This results in long twitter sleepovers until wee hours of the morning. They are a kind and accepting, yet often insane type of folk. Proceed with caution.

"Hey, what's that applecult thing?" "I don't know man, they're a bunch of sex crazed hippies"

applecult by Snappleyard January 4, 2013

college applications 

1. a lovely way to waste tens of hours writing essays for schools you will not attend in case the school you will attend doesn't accept you
2. a reason to want to die

I thought senior year would be fun, but mostly its just college applications and sadness.

college applications by Lightning McThleen December 14, 2018