applecult

A group of twitter fangirl friends bound together by their common love of sex and fruit. They tend to be intimidating but mean no harm. The lives of many members have been ruined by various tv shows including Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, and Supernatural. This results in long twitter sleepovers until wee hours of the morning. They are a kind and accepting, yet often insane type of folk. Proceed with caution.

"Hey, what's that applecult thing?" "I don't know man, they're a bunch of sex crazed hippies"

applecult by Snappleyard January 4, 2013

AppleCult

The AppleCult, a chaotic group consisting: the spawn of satan, a gorgeous queen, a lady who's definitely not elsa, a s(hr)imp and a mushroom.

Wow, to summon the AppleCult we must perform a barbaric vampire ritual?

AppleCult by _leanonymously August 22, 2021

Applecrite

A person who has spent many days, months, years, bashing Apple products (mainly Mac and iPhone), but has now decided that he/she likes/will buy said products. The products owned by said person will be known as "rotten apples".

"Hey John, nice iPhone, but where's the Droid? Remember how much better you said Android was? Oh, you don't? You're just a dirty Applecrite."

Applecrite by Apple Forefathers October 17, 2011

Applicunt

An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.

At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.

Applicunt by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Applebutt 

Large, rounded ass that curves under to form an apple-like shape towards where the ass meets the thigh

That girl has the sweetest badonkadonkin applebutt I have eva seen!

Applebutt by Haha.... no January 13, 2009

Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.

Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.

Upset The Applecart by TV CAR March 26, 2010

Appalachian Applecart 

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.

Appalachian Applecart by Swearengin August 27, 2012