Alexisitis 

A disease, always craving a person named Alexis. This illness can be emotional, physical or both.

Patient: Doctor what's wrong with me? Why can't I get her out of my head?
Doctor: You have severe case of Alexisitis.

Alexisitis by j ason June 26, 2008

alexisified 

adj...something that is so amazingly awesome NOTHING can even attempt to be better...even chain mail is cool if its been alexisified.

Her mypsace page was alexisified and now it ROCKS!!!

alexisified by yodiggetydawgyo March 9, 2009

Apenisitis 

When a person does too much of something and their penis is unable to get hard for awhile

Oh no! I did too much coke…I think I have apenisitis now…

Apenisitis by _dookie_shoes January 12, 2022

Alexciaitis 

A condition where you uncontrollably talk for hours

That dude kept talking bout his cars, he got alexciaitis

Alexciaitis by Razodazo#1 September 11, 2020