Ape Face
The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes
Ape Face by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
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Ape face
to heavily masterbate over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.
Charlotte: Omg jamie.! what are you doing?
Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D
Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey
Jamie: Thats the point
Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D
Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey
Jamie: Thats the point
Ape face by dyson boshky January 15, 2009
Related Words
Ape face • face rape • ape • ape escape • Ape Mode • ape rape • ape tit • ape gang • ape hangers • Ape-dick
Facer ape
Apes that are totally in your face. By way of metonymy, someone may also be said to act like a like an ape by getting all up in your biznitch.
The term is also used occasionally via typos, most commonly when someone adds a space too hastily when trying to write 'face rape', leading to major interweb confusion.
The term is also used occasionally via typos, most commonly when someone adds a space too hastily when trying to write 'face rape', leading to major interweb confusion.
"Stop being to total face ape, dude!"
"Could you please be so nice as to keep your facer ape away from my face?"
"The facer ape, a mammal indigenous to the urban jungle, is known to be a curious creature, socially preferring light teasing to traditional monkey-like playfulness, which is often misconstrued as lack of respect for other mammals' private sphere".
"Did you see that? He was acting all, like, crazy, running around like cracy and acting like a total facer ape".
"Could you please be so nice as to keep your facer ape away from my face?"
"The facer ape, a mammal indigenous to the urban jungle, is known to be a curious creature, socially preferring light teasing to traditional monkey-like playfulness, which is often misconstrued as lack of respect for other mammals' private sphere".
"Did you see that? He was acting all, like, crazy, running around like cracy and acting like a total facer ape".
Facer ape by Wolfie, the wordsmith January 12, 2012
apeface
Apeface
A condition better known as bimaxillary protrusion, or whatever causes your teeth to portrude off the front of your head, along with some a somewhat flattened nose. Writing this knowing that some poor kid somewhere gets called this every day, and their bullies are searching this up to show them the de-facto definition, written by some rando somewhere. Try fucking off, asshats.
"I saw a girl walking down the hall the other day, she has such an apeface. I can't believe someone like that is actually going to our school!"
Apeface by EdgelordEternal November 29, 2021
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