anticibate

to masturbate in anticipation of something awful

I have such a long day ahead of me. Might as well anticibate to start the day off on a good note.

by hornybrass September 6, 2013

Anticibate

def. 1 - To masturbate before a stressful event in order to relieve tension.

def. 2 - To rub one out in the hopes of lasting longer in a future sexual encounter.

Dude she's hot. You better anticibate if you don't want to be a short timer.

by k1llsw1tch July 10, 2010

Anticibate

When you have a good chance of getting laid and you want to blow a load before the main event so you don't embarrass yourself.

"bro, why are you taking so long in the bathroom?"
"I'm trying to anticibate! I have that second date with Cindy tonight and I don't want to disappoint her!"

by Fireteam September 7, 2019

Anticerbate

Anticipating the act of masturbating.

Pete saw a NSFW side boob pic of Jessica Alba, he immediately began to anticerbate.

by mini man2 October 18, 2012

anticipation dump

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.

"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

by tripleski6 June 21, 2011

anticipation bottle

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.

"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

by Scott Fremont August 10, 2006

anticipation

The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.

I can't wait... for my tax refund, for this day to end, until they get here. The anticipation is killing me!

by Don Howard August 5, 2006