anticibate
anticibate by hornybrass September 6, 2013
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Anticibate
def. 1 - To masturbate before a stressful event in order to relieve tension.
def. 2 - To rub one out in the hopes of lasting longer in a future sexual encounter.
def. 2 - To rub one out in the hopes of lasting longer in a future sexual encounter.
Anticibate by k1llsw1tch July 10, 2010
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Anticibate
When you have a good chance of getting laid and you want to blow a load before the main event so you don't embarrass yourself.
"bro, why are you taking so long in the bathroom?"
"I'm trying to anticibate! I have that second date with Cindy tonight and I don't want to disappoint her!"
"I'm trying to anticibate! I have that second date with Cindy tonight and I don't want to disappoint her!"
Anticibate by Fireteam September 7, 2019
anticipation dump
When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"
Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions
Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions
anticipation dump by tripleski6 June 21, 2011
anticipation bottle
A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.
"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"
anticipation bottle by Scott Fremont August 10, 2006
anticipation
I can't wait... for my tax refund, for this day to end, until they get here. The anticipation is killing me!
anticipation by Don Howard August 5, 2006
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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