Anticihate

A combination of anticipate and hate. To expect to hate something. When used, there is the implication of enjoyment, so in many ways to anticihate is to look forward to despising something.

I anticihate my cousin's next boyfriend. She always makes poor choices.

I'm anticihating the upcoming policies of the new leadership. They will provide much fodder to the late night sketch comedy shows.

I always anticihate the arrival of the in-laws for the holidays. I'm sure I'll enjoy their company, but it always lasts too long.

Anticihate by M. Catchpole January 1, 2009

antihater 

An antihater is a dumbass who is really obsessed with calling other people "haters" just for the sake of doing it. They will eventually throw insults at these "haters", so basically they are hating on the haters. Therefore, these antihater dumbasses are actually massive hypocrites. Seriously, if you see an actual hater, don't be a stupid antihater and reply with angry messages. Just report or ignore that hater for goodness sake.

person with an opinion: I actually don't really like Justin Bieber

antihater: OMG OEMG UR JUST A JELOUS HATER BROOOO QUIT HAETING ON BEIBER!!!!!! NO BEIBWER NO CLOUEET!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!!

person with an opinion: bruh just chill, everybody has opinions

antihater: NOOO UR OPINION IS WRONG, ONLY MY OPINON IS CORECT!!!!! YOU HAVE TRASH MUSIC TATSE!!!! WHAT MUSIC DO YOU EVEN LIEK????!!!!!

person: I like EDM artists like Pegboard Nerds, Tokyo Machine, and TheFatRat, as well as heavy metal

antihater: BROOO THOSE MUSIC IS TRASHHHH

person: hey, you call me a hater, but you actually hate all of the artists I just mentioned? damn what a hypocrite

antihater by ejfidopajvioeipafjiopia October 18, 2021

anticipation dump 

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.

"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

anticipation dump by tripleski6 June 21, 2011

anticipation bottle 

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.

"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

anticipation bottle by Scott Fremont August 10, 2006

anticipation 

The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.

I can't wait... for my tax refund, for this day to end, until they get here. The anticipation is killing me!

anticipation by Don Howard August 5, 2006

Anticibation 

The act of self gratification , while anxiously awaiting a sexual encounter , when you're just so horny that you can't wait to get off .

"When you just can't wait , Anticibate !"

"Anticibation , it's making me .........Fuck it! , I ain't waitin'.......!

"Bill just couldn't wait to get home from work , he knew he was getting laid when he got home , he was overwhelmed with such anticibation that he had to "rub one out" on the way home ."

"Jason was supposed to go out with Judy last night , but when I walked into the apartment , he was still there ........Anticibating ........ !!!!

"Sonya called me and said to meet her for dinner , but told me she would "make me" dessert . She said she was so excited that she was going to see me that she had to "crank one off" ........ she's such an anticibator ."

"I couldn't wait until she came over ...... I just had to anticibate !"

Anticibation by JonBoy Walnut December 31, 2007

anticipatience

The act of excited but calm waiting, like for that of a fun activity. Inspired by the drawn-out 'antici........pation!' exclaimed by Dr. Frank-N-Furter in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

Eric waited all day with anticipatience for the UNC vs.Duke basketball game.

anticipatience by The B-Rex February 14, 2009