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AntiFacebooker 

When you don't want to be pressured into joining Facebook... for any reason. You are an AntiFacebooker!
Please don't keep asking me to join Facebook. I am an AntiFacebooker! If I don't call you, text you or e-mail you... I don't care about you!

Anti-bac Fap

When your Fapping and need some lube but you have nothing other than a bottle of Antibacterial Hand sanitiser, of course you use it anyway because its all you've got and lets be honest the 'old boy' needed a good wash anyway.
John: Morning Dave, what did you get up to last night?
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho.

John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.
Anti-bac Fap by Builtuponthesand February 9, 2015

antimacatter 

A square of aluminum foil placed upon a surface to deter cats from walking on it.
After I saw John sitting on the closed lid of the record player I put a piece of aluminum foil on top of it to act as an antimacatter.
antimacatter by ashburyclowden April 6, 2013

antimacassar 

An antimacasser is a small mat--usually crocheted or tatted but maybe embroidered on silk, linen, cotton or wool of woven cloth--which was used in Victorian and Edwardian times to protect the top back and sometimes arms of upholstered chairs and sofas from men's hair oil. Macassar oil was a common hair oil made from palm or coconut oil and usually scented with Ylang-ylang. The name is taken from the port of Makassar in Indonesia from which the product was imported.
The old lady's room was crowed with heavy mahogany furniture, deeply carved, upholstered with dusty, crimson plush with intricate crochet antimacassar mats draping the backs of the chairs, still emitting the faint, stale sent of the hair oil of by-gone generations of gentlemen.
antimacassar by bbarbib May 26, 2009

antibabypillen

The german for birth control pills
Ja, sie forgot her Antibabypillen, we have 4 kids
antibabypillen by Seantc16 December 17, 2017

Antiracialsexisthomophobicarianism 

Antiracialsexisthomophobicarianism Is the word to describe pacifists or twats
Your mother is an Antiracialsexisthomophobicarianism
No she isn't you Antiracialsexisthomophobicarianist
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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