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AntiFacebooker 

When you don't want to be pressured into joining Facebook... for any reason. You are an AntiFacebooker!
Please don't keep asking me to join Facebook. I am an AntiFacebooker! If I don't call you, text you or e-mail you... I don't care about you!

Anti-bac Fap

When your Fapping and need some lube but you have nothing other than a bottle of Antibacterial Hand sanitiser, of course you use it anyway because its all you've got and lets be honest the 'old boy' needed a good wash anyway.
John: Morning Dave, what did you get up to last night?
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst watching Django tho.

John: I just think its great that you'll admit that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.
Anti-bac Fap by Builtuponthesand February 9, 2015

antimacatter 

A square of aluminum foil placed upon a surface to deter cats from walking on it.
After I saw John sitting on the closed lid of the record player I put a piece of aluminum foil on top of it to act as an antimacatter.
antimacatter by ashburyclowden April 6, 2013

antimacassar 

An antimacasser is a small mat--usually crocheted or tatted but maybe embroidered on silk, linen, cotton or wool of woven cloth--which was used in Victorian and Edwardian times to protect the top back and sometimes arms of upholstered chairs and sofas from men's hair oil. Macassar oil was a common hair oil made from palm or coconut oil and usually scented with Ylang-ylang. The name is taken from the port of Makassar in Indonesia from which the product was imported.
The old lady's room was crowed with heavy mahogany furniture, deeply carved, upholstered with dusty, crimson plush with intricate crochet antimacassar mats draping the backs of the chairs, still emitting the faint, stale sent of the hair oil of by-gone generations of gentlemen.
antimacassar by bbarbib May 26, 2009

antibabypillen

Ja, sie forgot her Antibabypillen, we have 4 kids
antibabypillen by Seantc16 December 17, 2017

Antiracialsexisthomophobicarianism 

Antiracialsexisthomophobicarianism Is the word to describe pacifists or twats
Your mother is an Antiracialsexisthomophobicarianism
No she isn't you Antiracialsexisthomophobicarianist