When your Fapping and need some lube but you have
nothing other than a bottle of Antibacterial
Hand sanitiser,
of course you use it anyway because its all you've got and lets be honest the 'old boy' needed a good wash anyway.
John: Morning Dave, what did you get up to last night?
Dave: Oh not much, I did have an Anti-bac Fap whilst
watching Django tho.
John: I just think its great that you'll admit that.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I ran out of lube and to be honest I
couldn't be arsed to shower today anyway.