AntiFacebooker

When you don't want to be pressured into joining Facebook... for any reason. You are an AntiFacebooker!

Please don't keep asking me to join Facebook. I am an AntiFacebooker! If I don't call you, text you or e-mail you... I don't care about you!

AntiFacebooker by Jerome W Fraser April 12, 2011

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Antifacebook

People that don't like facebook

Dude my dad is Antifacebook, what am I going to do now??

Antifacebook by Iforgotmyurbandictionary passw April 27, 2010

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antifacebookestablishmentarianism

the social movement founded on the realisation that facebook should have been usurped already by the next, newest, biggest thing. It challenges contemporary society and asks, "Where are the fabulous young things of this generation?"
It challenges that they are GAMING and writing APPS and have forgotten their inner geekpunk.

Twittering pecked at the toes of the gargantuan facebook but has not realised the antifacebookestablishmentarianism dream of a newer, braver, more transparent future for social networking.

antifacebookestablishmentarianism by TeaWithDarcy September 8, 2011

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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