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Anti-Simp Simp

A person who hates on simps, but is a simp themself.
"Look at that guy hating on Hayden for being a Simp."
"Yeah but he's a Simp himself."
"Wow what an Anti-Simp Simp."
by kanye4prez March 12, 2020
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The Anti-Simp

Noun- Derived from the ancient prophecy of the Simp Antichrist. Ancient tales have been fortold that he will wage war against the simps and will drive them away from amongst men.

Simps Everywhere shake in fear when they hear this name mentioned.
"This society is a forewarning of the long awaited arrival of the Anti-Simp"
by Anti-Simp August 12, 2019
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anti-simp

A true chad who believes that both genders are equal and thinks that women shouldn’t be held in a higher regard just because they’re female.

This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.

As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
Steve: “Bro, that chick is so hot, if she sat on my face and suffocated me to death, I’d be okay with it.”

Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”

Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”

Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”

Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”

John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
by Lorekeeper GGuy May 1, 2020
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Anti-simp

A man who supports true meaning of gender equality and totally oppose someone using "women privileges" when it suits them and complaints about someone "not being a man" when it is inconvenient.
In a question like:-
"How dare you slap a women just because she slapped you"
An anti-simp and supporter of true gender equality may reply as:-
First of all she slapped me for a no good reason at all, and you expected me to hold back?
But,no way you can hit a women like that...
"just man up a bit for once"
And the final blow of an anti-simp should be like:-
"If she dares to hit a man for no good reason and expect nothing back, then she is goddamn wrong because i believe in gender equality and for me a women is at the same level as any man.. so,
equal rights, equal fights! b*tch
by kazuma_01 August 27, 2020
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Anti-Simp Day

Anti-simp day is celebrated each year on January 22. If you notice a simp that day, make sure they know their simping ideologies are harmful for the people at large. Educate and avert them from preaching and practicing simping.
"Man, Steve's a true anti-simp. It's just the morning of Anti-Simp Day and he's stopped like a dozen people already!"
by TheDukeofArchetypes June 30, 2022
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National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.
Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.
by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020
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anti-simp

A man who rather than acting like a simp acts in ways opposite to a simp. Anti-simps typically hold themselves to a higher status than women and never chose women over their male friends. Being an anti-simp is typically associated with being a beta male though it is not quite as degrading as being considered a simp.
That guy is definitely an anti-simp, he never does anything nice for women.
by Pancake732 February 5, 2020
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