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anson kraut 

Anson Kraut is the sexiest motherfucker created by the god of bitches, (himself), Anson Kraut can hookup with anyone with a glimpse due to the sparkle of his dong. Anson Kraut is also the god of every sport created to man.
“Omg, it’s Anson Kraut, let’s go stroke his massive dong”
“Anson Kraut!!!!, oml my panties are soaked, sheeeeeeeeeshhhhh.
anson kraut by Daddi Cakes April 14, 2021
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angongus 

angongus is ripoff dont u tink
angongus by Nasgoplayz June 25, 2021

Ansonaut 

An alien in a astronaut suit.
The Ansonaut went to space.
Ansonaut by Funky The Ansonaut October 20, 2022
Anime song, basically a song that is featured in an anime series or a movie.
Ren'ai Circulation is the cutest anisong ever.
anisong by herpy April 24, 2011

anesongib 

Anesongib is a muslim YouTuber from The UAE. He makes FIFA and boxing videos (and others, but mostly FIFA and BOXING). He currently has beef with another YouTuber, Jake Paul (October, 2019). He is known as "The beast from the Middle East"
"OMG! Is that Anesongib?!" Kelly said, zooming in on Anesongib with her phone to take a picture of the YouTuber.
anesongib by Big man E October 18, 2019
He's an absolute lad, usually very smart and has a loud, contagious laugh. But sometimes he'll laugh or say something when he shouldn't. Overall an Anson is usually a good mate.
I cracked a joke with anson and john on the weekend, anson ended up laughing so hard he made john laugh too!
Anson by Anson's Mate October 1, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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