Jennifer Aniston Syndrome 

When you are a fairly attractive person but you can't seem to maintain a relationship regardless of how attractive you are.

SUE: My boyfriend broke up with me. I thought we had a great relationship. I don't understand why I can't manage to stay in a good relationship.

LORI: Girl...you got Jennifer Aniston Syndrome.

Jennifer Aniston Syndrome by not4uboy August 20, 2010

Jennifer Aniston Syndrome 

Noun.

When you seem to not age at all or even age backwards. Usually by way of plastic surgery.

Rebecca: Wow! You actually look younger than the last time I saw you!

Sheryl: Well, I did get diagnosed with Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

Jennifer Aniston Syndrome by HorseJerky1776 January 5, 2020

Anniston 

Anniston is the best person you’ll meet. Anniston’s are beautiful and smart. Although sometimes they make dumb decisions they are the life of the party. They can make anyone laugh just by being themself. They are trustworthy and never break a promise or tell a secret. Anniston’s can be very loving and caring, but can also be very straight forward. If they don’t like you, they don’t like you. They will cut you off if they feel like it. Anniston’s are very loyal friends and are out outgoing. Having an anniston as a bestfriend is a true blessing in life. If you have an anniston in your life your very lucky. People like this are rare. Anniston’s are the greatest people you’ll ever come across.

Anniston is my bestfriend

I love anniston to Pluto and back

Anniston is such an amazing friend

I don’t know what I’d do with Anniston in my life

I’m so glad anniston is my bff she is like a sister

Anniston by iLøveHarryStyles94 April 16, 2019

Anniston, Alabama 

An amazing town full of drugs, underage drinking, gangs, murders, rapes, and robberies in northern Alabama. Home to the great Jebus.

Dude, my baby momma got robbed in Anniston, Alabama the other day.

Anniston, Alabama by JebusIsBack December 4, 2010

Anniston 

Princess , savannah and chases beautiful daughter !

Anniston is so beautiful !

Anniston by Annistons mommy and daddy June 23, 2013

Anniston 

The most important person in Adans life.

Adan will never get over how gorgeous anniston is.

Anniston by Anniston April 1, 2019

Anniston 

An Anniston is the best, best friend you will ever have. She usually has brown hair and brown eyes. She loves anime and LGBTQIA. She is absolutely utterly gorgeous. She makes you feel confident even though most of the time she isn't confident herself. She has many friends but that doesn't mean she doesn't have her favorites. If an Anniston has a boyfriend they should know that Anniston is an absolute queen. If she hates you, she won't be shy to let you know that. Anniston Is the brightness when she walks in the room. When she is at your house, she will act like its her own home. Everyone should love an Anniston.

Person 1: Omg, she's so pretty! I bet her name is Anniston.

Person 2: Totally!

Anniston by TheBestPersonEverToExist May 24, 2022