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He is really kind, generous, thoughtful, and a funny person. He always wants you to be happy no matter what and never wants you to feel left out. He also is loyal he will never betray you or use you. He would be a person you should risk your life for. If you have a Ankedo make sure you never lose them because they can be your golden ticket to a successful life.
Me: Ankedo you are very kind to people and you are a thoughtful person never let anything change you.
Ankedo: Thanks for the advice
Ankedo by XXXTennisBalls November 19, 2017
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Ankedo has one of the biggest dicks in man kind and nobody will ever have a bigger one
omg ankedo how is your cock so big ankedo? it’s like the size of a semi truck!
Ankedo by Anki Spanky June 2, 2020
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anhedonia 

Noun. The inability to experience pleasure. adjective form: anhedonic.
I would commit suicide, but my anhedonia would prevent me from enjoying even *that*.
anhedonia by YourLordAndMaster December 23, 2003

Anhedonia 

The loss of interest and enjoyment in all activities that you once liked; the feeling of not caring anymore.
I have been feeling Anhedonia lately.
Anhedonia by cc707 January 26, 2021

anhedoniac

is one who suffers from anhedonia, the inability to derive pleasure from normal pleasurable things in life.
If someone is depressed, or has one of many different chemical imbalances in the brain.

-Comedians, for example, may be prone to having this, as what actually makes them laugh has been used so much, that that part of the brain has "worn off funny".
Funny incidents and stories are enjoyed less and less, as time goes on.
(Try telling a comedian a joke, any joke.)

A chronic masturbator has a dopamine imbalance, rendering him or her an anhedoniac, incapable of enjoying normal life in a non orgasmic state.

A person with multiple lovers/sexual partners in life cannot settle down to marry. The more they sample, the less they are able to settle, as a direct result of wanting something "strange" or "new" all the time.

Beautiful, rich people in Hollywood have, or can have anything, or everything, or almost any ONE they could ever want, anytime and all the time. Anhedonia from repeatedly fulfilling their desires is a forgone conclusion in some cases.

(In old school parlance, "too much of a good thing".)

(This may effect more people than we know as the pursuit of pleasure on this planet for it's own sake is rampant.)
e.g. "I can't WAIT for the weekend!"
anhedoniac by Omega Rat 1 August 26, 2009
Pronounced: Ah-kay-dos (Spanish 2)

From the Greek akedos, 'careless', from a, 'not', and kedos, 'care', 'grief' and 'anxiety'

Defined as heedlessness, careless, without care grief or anxiety, carefree, irresponsible, lacking in want or desire, sloth, and lazy.
The monk wished to achieve a state of akedos in his life.
Akedos by Akedos October 12, 2008
When you are naked but keep your socks on.
"Dude i'm naked." "Do you have socks on?" "Yeah." "You're anked."
Anked by dynodave October 10, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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