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A wonderful, charismatic guy who always knows how to make you laugh. So loving and kind hearted that once you’ve had the luck of knowing him you’ll never want to lose him. Very attractive so gets a lot of female attention but either doesn’t know it or doesn’t let it go to his head - a rare and valuable man to have the pleasure of loving :)
Angus C by MidgetBean October 5, 2023
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angus cow 

a significantly overweight, ugly, umemployed, trailer park trash, native to north eastern New Jersey.
The angus cow sticks her head through the trailer window awaiting her rail thin ex-husband to deliver her alimony/child support check. She impatiently mooos from time to time as the window jam cuts into her flab.
angus cow by sexy buns October 13, 2006

Angus Clark 

Angus the skinhead lukemia patient with a micro penis covered with thick pubes
Dude i got drunk last night and fucked Angus Clark worst mistake ever is was like bouncing on a thick bush of pubes with no dick
Angus Clark by Hezza69 May 26, 2019

Angus Corrie

Desires to have sex with a Virgin Pendolino 390
Yeh he went from London Euston and had a large amount of Angus Corrie
Angus Corrie by DOOWNED January 27, 2019

Angus and Coote 

Australian rhyming slang for root.

Often shortened to Angus.
“Old baz was on the piss last night and ending up getting an Angus and coote.”

“I’m headed out on the town, see if I can’t pull an Angus.”
Angus and Coote by Tiwimose January 12, 2023

Angus Long cock

A legendary man from cherbourg with a huge anaconda down his pants
Jeez is that a baby arm holding and apple are you just a Angus Long cock?
Angus Long cock by Peter.file69 January 13, 2026

Colonel Angus 

A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.
I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.
Colonel Angus by Resedo August 6, 2009