Angry Spider

1. Originally heard on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit on the Drew & Mike morning show circa 1998-99 said by Mike Clark. Used in the reference to an inflamed, swollen, or sore rectum.

2. The act of sticking ones thumb up their own or a lucky recipients anus and then groping with the same hand towards the genitalia.

1.Oh my god my roids are flaring up, I have one angry spider!

2.She was a freak, she bruised my bag when she gave me the ol' angry spider!

Angry Spider by joepappy75 December 10, 2009

Angry Spider

A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up thier rectum, and use the other four fingers to scratch or paw at the genitals in a manner that the fingers move in a manner that resembles an angry spider.

I got stood up last night, so to get off, I just gave myself an angry spider.

Angry Spider by Test Subject and inventor July 25, 2008

The ol' angry spider 

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.

Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.

The ol' angry spider by Angry spider April 12, 2017

Angry Brown Spider 

A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.

Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.

Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.

Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.

Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'.

Angry Brown Spider by justplainnuts January 5, 2010

angry spiderman 

It's when you're doing a girl doggy style, and you pull out and nut in your hand. When she turns around you fling the jizzem in her eyes similar to when spidey flings his web.

I gave your mother the angry spiderman last night, and she liked it.

angry spiderman by James Roe April 14, 2005

angry spiderman 

it is the same as the spiderman but insted of throwing your cum you slap her across the face with your cum filled hand.

mary jane told spiderman she didnt give head so he pulled out and gave her an angry spiderman... now she knows better

angry spiderman by the scorpion August 19, 2008

angry spiderweb 

when a man ejaculates in his own hand and slaps his parter in the face with it

Jack "What the hell is that crust on your face?"
Emily"Ah shit!I thought I got it all off that fucking asshole Donny gave me an angry spiderweb "

angry spiderweb by 1337man7331 April 21, 2009