Angolans 

Angolans are Leng, sexy people who are vibes and have the coolest flag in the world. And kings Angolan means kings.

" Those Angolans are peng bruv"

Angolans by 😌💅🏾 October 16, 2022

Angolan Snapping Turtle 

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.

"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."

Angolan Snapping Turtle by Kokipod June 7, 2014

Seychelles-Wyoming-Angolan Revolution 

A real revolution taking place in 2017 that includes Seychelles, Angola, and Wyoming taking over the rest of the world. These nations signed the Plasmid Treaty, ensuring peace between the three major nations

The Seychelles-Wyoming-Angolan Revolution took place in 2017.

Seychelles-Wyoming-Angolan Revolution by dentedlime417 March 26, 2019

Angolan sandels 

When someone steps in human shit with a bare foot.

Todd could tell from the moment it squished between his toes that he had just donned a fresh pair of Angolan sandels.

Angolan sandels by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019

Angolan spider monkey 

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall

This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey

Angolan spider monkey by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021

Angolan dick chungus

Angolan dick chungus is when you have sexual relations with an 81 year old of African heritage and put her in the corkscrew sex move/position, then, make sure you have at least 1.2 liters of human excrement, make sure that the old lady is almost dead until u release the load, leave the dead old lady for 2 days then put her over a fire and roast and u are left with cum chungus in her vaginal region, finally you can eat the old lady

Remember that time for thanksgiving we did the Angolan dick chungus instead of turkey

Angolan dick chungus by Sealvester November 16, 2025

Angolan Pencil Case

When one takes a shit into a female's vagina, and then stitches her back up.

"Bro, I gave Sabrina Carpenter an Angolan Pencil Case! She loved it!"

Angolan Pencil Case by Sticknam November 21, 2025