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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

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Angel Jab

A british term for the jabbing of a person's stomach. The hand goes through the stomach and out the other end.

John threatened to ANGEL JAB me but Alec said that he would ANGEL JAB him 1st.

Angel Jab by IWILLANGELJABYOURFACE July 8, 2009

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Angel Jeans

The Light Blue pair of jeans that have not been washed since the day they were purchased. These jeans are crusty enough to stand up on their own when taken off. These jeans have their own eco-system and quite literally houses millions of dirty bacteria , fungus and mold that leach off of the jeans cloth. These jeans have been dragged through mud, gutter filth and any backwater alley sewer gunk you can find. On closer inspection you can even find a many cum stains surrounding the crotch, that no one knows who it belongs to.

Did you see patito yesterday? He had on a pair of Angel Jeans that stank up the whole bonfire.

Angel Jeans by LoonyKlepto October 20, 2021

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Angel Juice

The peach-smelling juice that comes out of a cats ass, most notably found on your face after a romp with kitty.

Kitty and I got weird last night and he sprayed his angel juice all over my face.

Angel Juice by Chelsea88 October 13, 2012

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Angel jab

When someone encourages you to take the nicer option. Instead of the mean one

I was totally going to make you guys walk but Amy gave me an Angel Jab and said "don't be mean give them a ride"

Angel jab by Groundhogg June 5, 2017

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Angel jasmine

My bb

Angel jasmine is my bb and she's beautiful.

Angel jasmine by yani123 February 2, 2022

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Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three".

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)

Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak) by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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