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J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...
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Angel Jab 

A british term for the jabbing of a person's stomach. The hand goes through the stomach and out the other end.
John threatened to ANGEL JAB me but Alec said that he would ANGEL JAB him 1st.

Angel Jeans 

The Light Blue pair of jeans that have not been washed since the day they were purchased. These jeans are crusty enough to stand up on their own when taken off. These jeans have their own eco-system and quite literally houses millions of dirty bacteria , fungus and mold that leach off of the jeans cloth. These jeans have been dragged through mud, gutter filth and any backwater alley sewer gunk you can find. On closer inspection you can even find a many cum stains surrounding the crotch, that no one knows who it belongs to.
Did you see patito yesterday? He had on a pair of Angel Jeans that stank up the whole bonfire.
Angel Jeans by LoonyKlepto October 20, 2021

Angel Juice 

The peach-smelling juice that comes out of a cats ass, most notably found on your face after a romp with kitty.
Kitty and I got weird last night and he sprayed his angel juice all over my face.
Angel Juice by Chelsea88 October 13, 2012

Angel jab 

When someone encourages you to take the nicer option. Instead of the mean one
I was totally going to make you guys walk but Amy gave me an Angel Jab and said "don't be mean give them a ride"
Angel jab by Groundhogg June 5, 2017

Angel jasmine 

Angel jasmine is my bb and she's beautiful.
Angel jasmine by yani123 February 2, 2022

Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three".
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)