And... PUNT! 

1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.

1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!

And... PUNT! by Blacksberry September 17, 2007

fudge and punt 

After having anal sex with your partner or person, you immediately kick them out of the home or place that whoopie was made.

Man that girl was hot as hell but I heard my girlfriend pull up so had to give her the ol' fudge and punt.

fudge and punt by MCfartCHeez August 14, 2018

and punt 

to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.

on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.

1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"

2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"

and punt by onlineprguy September 10, 2007

and punt 

to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.

on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.

1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"

2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"

and punt by onlineprguy September 8, 2007

and punt 

a good way to change topics or tell your buddy to shut up.

1. "Dude, I know I could take that stripper home with me!"

"And punt!" said his pal at the ridiculous comment.

and punt by vmachine September 12, 2007

And Punt 

maxwell Show Conversation ender. Meaning your stupid and wrong goodbye.bitch

You say.... Ilove moving panties to the side. I say and punt.

And Punt by MushroomheadMike23 September 20, 2007

and punt 

The Maxwell shows version of “forget about it”. It’s a multi purpose saying that means everything.

.........and punt

and punt by maxwell show September 29, 2008