Analysta 

A fashion-forward analyst

Did you see what Nell was wearing to work today? Nicholas Kirkwood pumps, an Opening Ceremony skirt with a tank from the Row. That bitch is such an analysta.

Analysta by threebeans August 5, 2012

Analyst 

Somebody who doesn't know anything

Analysts at the rating agency gave Lehman Brothers an AAA rating.

Analyst by hlm666 December 23, 2011

Analysa 

Analysa:

An uncommon Female name.
An Analysa is a unique individual with many hidden talents and plenty friends. An Analysa hates liars, and is very laid back. An Analysa is a very creative person sometimes used as slang for creative or unique

Ex: That song is so Analysa!

Ex: All the judges will be looking for something very Analysa!

Analysa by 210prince June 14, 2009

sports analyst 

Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.

Every mindless fuck could be a sports analyst in today's world.

sports analyst by atmag06 June 2, 2005

Application Support Analyst 

This is an individual that will deal primarily with anything the client is too lazy to figure out on their own. He will attempt to find out, through testing and research (RTFM), if the clients issue is a bug. Most common cause is lazy, under trained clients that process transactions incorrectly and don’t know why they are incorrect. He will also be called on to participate in client calls that the CSM’s can’t handle on their own, QA work, training, implementation, writing knowledge base articles, writing up bugs and anything else that the rest of the company does not want to do. These individuals can be found in the break room during a 3 hr lunch; watching “Rock of Love”, playing Wii and getting a massage. If they are “working” at their desks; listen for individuals screaming “not it” when client calls come in. They are also known to be utterly useless on Fridays; commonly smelling of hops and barely. If you encounter one of these individuals make sure to not make eye contact, ask for any help or seem happy for any reason; as they have been known to completely destroy other people via IM

Client: Hi, I am having a problem with my software can you help?
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.

Application Support Analyst by Miles Mayhem May 8, 2008

Analysia 

A spicy latina woman whose beauty demands attention. She is bossy and rude but yet you love her anyways....because she's Analysia.

Guy: Damn look at that spicy latina!
Girl: That one? Oh thats Analysia

Analysia by map1050 December 2, 2014

analyssa 

You’ll be lucky to meet an analyssa. She is very beautiful, smart, sweet, funny, fun, and can always cheer you up. Analyssa has the best personality and doesn’t hate anyone. If you meet an analyssa you will be lucky to have her in your life. She is one of the best people you’ll ever find. Analyssa has a very big heart. If you ever meet an Analyssa you might not ever want to lose her so if your her best friend stay her best friend and you’d be lucky if you date her. She has a very amazing style and personality. Never lose her.

Have you met Analyssa? Yes, and I love her!

analyssa by ooooolalallalalaloooooollllskk February 17, 2019