Anal mitch

To bleach you anus blond to impress the guys

Hey dude I got anal mitch'ed do you want to see my ass hole it's so soft and blond

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

anal michael

A person who likes anal, anal raping, anything rectal. the person often has disturbing amounts of anal rituals.
The term can be used in insulting, either as 'anal', 'michael' or 'anal michael'. A useful comeback in arguments.
'Anal rachel' is a similar term but hasnt as much effect as anal rachel isnt anal. anal michael is however..

person1: At least i'm not anal!
person2: at least im not michael!
p1:yeah well...at least im not rachel!
p2: shup..ANAL MICHAEL!
p1: at least im not russian!
p2: wtf?! you cant say that! .. anal ..

and so on..

by tchuhanal August 15, 2006

analitch

An affliction caused by poor hygiene, where the anal and rectal areas become inflamed and itchy.

" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018