Definitions by Themadtruth

Mitch robinson 

A long haired gay

Oi you long haired gay your

mitch robinson

Mitch robinson by Themadtruth August 29, 2019

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

Shady mike by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Michael cox

Somebody who spends his life masturbating at work and going home early form(giggs, festivals, anything fun)

I went to work wanked and went home early I'm Michael cox

Michael cox by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Wet kai

To piss on a dog

Oh I'm going to wet kai your dog

Wet kai by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Mike cox 

To face paint another males face with you cock

Oh you face paint looks good did you get a mike cox

Mike cox by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Anal mitch 

To bleach you anus blond to impress the guys

Hey dude I got anal mitch'ed do you want to see my ass hole it's so soft and blond

Anal mitch by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Golden mitchell

To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee

"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"

Golden mitchell by Themadtruth August 21, 2019