Themadtruth's definitions

Michael cox

Somebody who spends his life masturbating at work and going home early form(giggs, festivals, anything fun)

I went to work wanked and went home early I'm Michael cox

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Wet kai

To piss on a dog

Oh I'm going to wet kai your dog

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Cold kai

To put cold water up your bum and have a water fight

"Dude the sun's out you want a game of cold kai "

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Sticky kai

To put cake up your bum and let a dog eat the cake

"Taz you hungry want a sticky kai"

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Mitch robinson

A long haired gay

Oi you long haired gay your

mitch robinson

by Themadtruth August 29, 2019

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Golden mitchell

To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee

"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019