Themadtruth's definitions

Michael cox

Somebody who spends his life masturbating at work and going home early form(giggs, festivals, anything fun)

I went to work wanked and went home early I'm Michael cox

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Wet kai

To piss on a dog

Oh I'm going to wet kai your dog

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Cold kai

To put cold water up your bum and have a water fight

"Dude the sun's out you want a game of cold kai "

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Sticky kai

To put cake up your bum and let a dog eat the cake

"Taz you hungry want a sticky kai"

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Golden mitchell

To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee

"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Mitch robinson

A long haired gay

Oi you long haired gay your

mitch robinson

by Themadtruth August 29, 2019

Mike cox

To face paint another males face with you cock

Oh you face paint looks good did you get a mike cox

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019