Anal Bear

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A person who often appears bear-like. And enjoys rubbing their back and anal regions against trees and branches.

Dude! Did you see that guy being an anal bear back there?!

Anal Bear by Turtlemotherbaby May 7, 2015

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anal beard

The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.

"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"
"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"
"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODD and it smells real bad"
"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."

anal beard by JOSAFOOWIS September 21, 2005

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anal beard

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

anal beard by TommiGunn March 16, 2004

Anal Beard

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard

Anal Beard by Joe Symonds May 19, 2006

Anal Beard

The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.

"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"

Anal Beard by Anal Beard King January 13, 2010

Anal Beard

when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice

George Anal Beard BUSH

Anal Beard by Harriers Mad January 21, 2009

Anal beard

An anal beard is a strand or stands of hair that will come out of a persons anus.

A large beard that comes out of your anus which is called an anal beard

Anal beard by Carl Crowther October 1, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026