Turtlemotherbaby's definitions

Backporch Pickin'

The act of scratching one's asshole.

I know we were in a meeting but I couldn't help but do some backporch pickin', I have poison ivy on my asshole!

by Turtlemotherbaby August 3, 2018

Anal Bear

A person who often appears bear-like. And enjoys rubbing their back and anal regions against trees and branches.

Dude! Did you see that guy being an anal bear back there?!

by Turtlemotherbaby May 7, 2015