Definitions by Turtlemotherbaby

Backporch Pickin'

The act of scratching one's asshole.

I know we were in a meeting but I couldn't help but do some backporch pickin', I have poison ivy on my asshole!

Backporch Pickin' by Turtlemotherbaby August 3, 2018

Anal Bear

A person who often appears bear-like. And enjoys rubbing their back and anal regions against trees and branches.

Dude! Did you see that guy being an anal bear back there?!

Anal Bear by Turtlemotherbaby May 7, 2015