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Backporch Pickin'

The act of scratching one's asshole.

I know we were in a meeting but I couldn't help but do some backporch pickin', I have poison ivy on my asshole!

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A person who often appears bear-like. And enjoys rubbing their back and anal regions against trees and branches.

Dude! Did you see that guy being an anal bear back there?!

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