Anal-beardo 

the small pocket of hair found in the perinium section of the genitalia.

Oh my you will have to shave your anal-beardo.

Anal-beardo by karzee April 7, 2009

anal beard 

The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.

"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"
"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"
"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODD and it smells real bad"
"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."

anal beard by JOSAFOOWIS September 21, 2005

anal beard 

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

anal beard by TommiGunn March 16, 2004

Anal Beard 

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard

Anal Beard by Joe Symonds May 19, 2006

Anal Beard 

The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.

"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"

Anal Beard by Anal Beard King January 13, 2010

Anal Beard 

when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice

George Anal Beard BUSH

Anal Beard by Harriers Mad January 21, 2009

Anal beard 

An anal beard is a strand or stands of hair that will come out of a persons anus.

A large beard that comes out of your anus which is called an anal beard

Anal beard by Carl Crowther October 1, 2009