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Life span of an idiot 

Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months
The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots

National Slap an Idiot Day 

Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November
You find an idiot.

You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!

Oh no! You slapped yourself

Life span of an idiot 

idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.

Idiot Son Of An Asshole 

The Idiot Son Of An Asshole is a term used as refferance to George W. Bush
'Whats on TV?'

'The Idiot Son Of An Asshole'

you're such an idiot 

another term for "I love you" coined by minecraft youtuber and streamer Dream, most commonly and exclusively used on bestfriend/boyfriend Georgenotfound
Dream: you're such an idiot
George: yeah ok

Why are you such an idiot? 

A common question asked to 99% of the population because they are idiots.
"Hey, Fitzy why are you such an idiot?"Answer: "Duh..."