an apple 

make shift bong

Matt: "Dude you broke my bong, what can we do?"

Fred: "How about an apple"

an apple by kzdhdfsimweerilaseiojedre September 6, 2010

An Apple A Day 

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.

An Apple A Day keeps the doctor away.

An Apple A Day by Steve White January 27, 2021

chew an apple through a letterbox 

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

chew an apple through a letterbox by quotinglammy February 20, 2009

what looks like half an apple

the other half

Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes

what looks like half an apple by ZROSENEDI May 12, 2016

baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"

Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

baby's arm holding an apple by M February 4, 2005

baby's arm holding an apple

A large penis.

The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.

Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.

What Carrie really wants is a baby's arm holding an apple.

baby's arm holding an apple by edgarde September 21, 2008

small child holding an apple 

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

small child holding an apple by Griphftor August 17, 2006