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Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
Edwina claimed a big win at Cheltenham but as usual couldn’t back it up. What an elf.
An Elf by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
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An Elf On A Shelf

(*Idiom) Someone So Tiny Unnoticed Insignificant Or Easily Neglected That They're Like An Elf On A Shelf
He Was So Easily Neglected That He Indedd Was An Elf On A Shelf
An Elf On A Shelf by Lefaelgreek September 7, 2026

Hung like an elf

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.
Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

National Spoon an Elf Day 

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.
Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

Shelf on an Elf

Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style
After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf
Shelf on an Elf by TheDW December 19, 2013
AN UGLY BOY, HES IS FAT AND YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE HIM IF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM YOUR SUCH A NOOB AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WON'T LAST EVEN A SECOND AN A HALF IM SORRY FOR YOU IF YOUR NAME IS ANELFY, ELEPHANT BOY
YOUR SUCH AN ANNOYING ANELFY
Anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019
a hater that should back off, a fat and elephant boy that is annoying and every girl he asks out they rejected him because of his ugliness
YOUR SUCH AN ELEPHANT ANELFY
anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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