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Hung like an elf

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.
Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

National Spoon an Elf Day 

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.
Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

Shelf on an Elf

Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style
After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf
Shelf on an Elf by TheDW December 19, 2013
AN UGLY BOY, HES IS FAT AND YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE HIM IF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM YOUR SUCH A NOOB AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WON'T LAST EVEN A SECOND AN A HALF IM SORRY FOR YOU IF YOUR NAME IS ANELFY, ELEPHANT BOY
YOUR SUCH AN ANNOYING ANELFY
Anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019
a hater that should back off, a fat and elephant boy that is annoying and every girl he asks out they rejected him because of his ugliness
YOUR SUCH AN ELEPHANT ANELFY
anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026