Amusement park 

A place people at one time had enough common sense to take a bag with their stuuf in without anybody ending up dead, though as with everything, there are always people that want to change that.

There are people that want everything in life to reverse course until it's going the direction they want it to, even if that direction is through a tunnel with a train coming in the opposite direction, and they're claiming that everyone will soon see the light at the end of it that they see (of course they will). An amusement park is a place people would take a bag for sunscreen, cameras, and various other items they would have on them for a day.

Amusement park by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

Amusement park 

Amusement park is a name for Auschwitz. It was first named on Anomaly's stream while playing Minecraft with his friends. They used it as a safe word because they didn't want to sound nazi.

Anomaly: YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ ON OUR MINECRAFT SERVER !
Friends: We dont call it names... It's an amusement park !

Amusement park by SAMUELLL January 31, 2023

Amusement park hangover 

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.

Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.

Amusement park hangover by Jake Nesbit July 11, 2009

amusement park pussy 

When you come home after a long, summer day at the amusement park and peel off a girl's jean shorts and a stanky, dank pussy aroma fills up the room

"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"

amusement park pussy by Icee Chill February 26, 2015

Amusement Park Lines 

The most annoying thing to wait for- 60 minutes in line for 60 seconds on a coaster.

The worst part about amusement parks are the amusement park lines.

Amusement Park Lines by thrilla7 September 1, 2012

Amusement Park Chair 

A chair, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See also Amusement Park Table

Dude, let's not sit at this table, it's full of Amusement Park Chairs!

I wanted a chair, not the shitty log ride of an Amusement Park Chair.

I have always hated the Jews, Russians, Blacks, and Amusement Park Chairs.

Amusement Park Chair by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

Amusement Park Table 

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair

What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.

Amusement Park Table by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010