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amishmidget 

A short Amish guy that when playing online games thinks "Overwatch" is sitting back and watching his teammates die. Says he just went 20-3 when he is alone but 3-28 when you are in the party. Will kill a teammate to take his loot. Calls his teammates idiots. Nothing is ever his fault...PERIOD.

Often smells like peanut butter and dog farts!

Has a fantasy involving Eeyore.

Has a secret friend we will call "Gaz" that he sends and receives "pictures" with.

Loses at the game of "KIDS GO TO BED" every night.

Drinks Zimas and plays the Phil Collins drum solo to be happy.

Favorite phrase "Yes Dear"

Other name: Amisha
I played with an Amishmidget last night online.
amishmidget by Yodabrew December 2, 2019
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Amish Moon Butter 

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.
Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

Amish Moon Butter 

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**
Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.

Amish Whip 

Slang for a tricycle, as defined by YouTube musician DØVYDAS.
I pull up gently in my Amish Whip
Versace diamonds on my Walmart drip
Amish Whip by Joe Cool EST. 1994 December 21, 2020
A sweet, kind, loving person with a heart of gold. She gets hurt easily, but is always ready to forgive and forget. Her smile and laugh are infectious. She's as crazy as those she hangs with ;> and we love every minute of her company.
Everyone needs their very own Amisha.
Amisha by VA's Queen of Hearts February 23, 2009

amish paradise 

Weird al parody of 90's rap song Gangsters Paradise
Lyrics from Amish Paradise:

...A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really don't care in dact i wish him well, 'cause i'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell!...
amish paradise by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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