Lyrics from Amish Paradise:

...A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really don't care in dact i wish him well, 'cause i'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell!...
by BObo D. HObo July 26, 2004
AS I WORK IN THE VALLEY

HARVESTING MY GRAIN
I LOOK AT MY WIFE
AND REALIZE--
yeah, no
IT'S HARD WORK AND SACRIFICE LIVIN' IN AN AMISH PARADISE!
by [Username Not Found] December 16, 2019